Well, I’m gonna reveal some secrets to ya’all that the infomercial companies don’t want you to think about. Secret number one: if you give your CC to that old man John Schrerer and VP you will be taken for $185.95 At least. You know that one CD that he promises to send out to you for just the cost of shipping and handling? The one that is valued at $185.95 (a little more on that in a moment). Well, you really didn’t think that Video Professor was going to stop there, did you? Nope. He’s gonna send you out three of them to start. And if you don’t send one back with the return authorization code in ten days of when you order it. . .well, you guessed it. You’re hit with a $185.95 charge. Nice.
And it is an auto-ship program which means that there are other sets that they are going to send out to you, on the same terms as before. That means that each time you’re going to be hit for $185.95. And trust me, the information that you get out of that money, is not going to “fill up your gas tank for a year” (that is, if you could dig yourself out of that $185 hole in the first place). That information is the same information that you can pick up on web forums, on blogs, on wikis for free. Even if you were to pick up a book you would pay at most $50-$60 at a book store.
One little brain washing technique I learned was “What’s In It For Me”. The concept was to play on the customers wants and desires and tie the product to them. Well, whenever you see one of these too good to be true products, ask yourself, “what’s in it for him?”. In the case of Video Professor, there is no way he’s gonna put together a commercial and then send out a CD for just the price to ship it. Something has to pay for those commercials and it ain’t $6.95 a CD I will tell you that.
Oh, and there’s another little thing they’ll try to sell you: Software Savers. Same rip if only a little less, and most of the software packages you can find online free or an alternative. Before they go into their whole spiel stop them and ask for the price. $65 for the first five CDs, then $30 every month for three CDs. Trust me, you can do better by searching download.com.
I would only wish that the people who should be reading this are not going to be. They will be your grandparents, maybe your parents, who are watching TV shows and this comes on. And watch yourself. What is in it for them. That is something that I will cover in future blog posts in order to get you to catch the deals that are too good to be complete.
Also, I am not alone. Check out what these people had to say about the Video Professor. Be wary of kindly looking old men schilling free CDs.
PS: one last detail. During the call they are going to ask for two numbers. The purpose of this is to sign you up for future solicitations. Don’t bite.